Herringbone Dread

Chuggy Slowtis was living and working happily as a Bavarian sheep herder, until a tragic accident that involved peeing on an electric fence caused such irreparable nerve damage, that meant his sheep herding days were over. (The real tragedy was that it was neither his pee, nor his electric fence, but that’s a story for another day.) Feeling utterly lost and in need of direction, his occupational therapist encouraged him to find a new hobby to help reinvigorate his zest for life. Chuggy took it upon himself to dig through the crates at his local record shop, and unearth records pressed at 45rpm, that sound good at 33rpm. His occupational therapist tried suggesting a slightly less ambitious hobby, but Chuggy would hear none of it. He had found his new calling as the king of wrong speeders (Der König der Falschraser) and is proud to share his finds with the good folk of Éist Radio.